LOCAL FLAVA / MADONNA'S TUSH
8:56 p.m.
jeez louise, this is my FOURTH entry since yesterday afternoon...that's a record, i'm sure.
here's something fun we do around here once a year...
if this looks like your idea of a good time, go HERE for more info. there's a couple of video clips (quicktime needed) and you can click on the photos link, too. enjoy!
NEW STUFF!
well as you can see, i've been busy adding some new features. the latest is a webcam pointed at a very pretty intersection in the "old town" area of our fair city. i just found it tonight and i'm not sure how clear it'll be in the light of day...if it looks like shit, i'll take it down. there you'll be able to watch homeless folks, punks, hippies, tourists, and pigeons all congregate around the gazebo and fountain at the corner of 2nd and f.
this page is starting to get a little more, uh...busy looking than i had originally planned...but you know me, i can't seem to leave well enough alone.
tried to hook up my scanner this afternoon, but i did something wrong (just as i predicted) and got another heart-stopping blue warning screen...so, i got out of there FAST!! i think it was cuz i had everything still connected, and looking at the set-up sheet, i guess that's wrong. well, i did it once before, guess i'll just have to take my time. i wanted to put up a picture of my desk on the "cribs" page next to roadiepig's...it'll happen. (thanks for popping THAT cherry, r.p.!) please send me some pics, guys and gals...
i'm staring to get self-conscious about using certain words too often...like "really" and "just"...aren't they really just "filler" words? (there i go again, see what i mean?) at least i don't talk like one of those rap people, knowwhattumsayin'? (my gold teeth are on their way, i'm so excited!)
at work, i'm getting the feeling everytime i say "actually" it's coming out "ashley"..."well, ashley, we don't sell postage stamps anymore, but the post office is right around the corner." (and don't call me shirley!) weird...
i didn't do a single thing on my list today, which means i'm gonna have to run around like i'm on crazy pills tomorrow. my lower back has been killing me the last couple of days...i don't have a note, but please excuse michael from any activity that might exacerbate his condition (now THERE'S a big word...)
ok, one more madonna item (i'm not even that big of a fan, i just like her remixes.) she IS a fascinating figure, though...i think greatgadfly and i should collaborate on a book where we totally deconstruct her whole...uh, thing. today mr. ex-anx told me my diary was like comfort food...that was sweet...again, go check him out, the guy's a fucking brilliant writer, just amazing. anyway, back to the cone-tittied one...i found this great madonna site from switzerland, of all places, and they had a bunch of pictures from the sex book, which i've never seen up close. (can you imagine what a still-sealed-in-it's-mylar-bag copy must go for on ebay?) this one picture really (DAMN!) caught my eye, so i thought i'd share it with you all...
schaaaawinnnng! good god, she's got the ass of a fifteen year old boy...well, she's probably had a FEW in her time, ashley. someday, one of her kids are gonna say "uh, mommy? i found this book in the attic..."
but, let's face it...
time...
marches...
on...
and suddenly, it's ten years later, and it's not ALL glitz and glamour, is it, madge?
or am i just being mean?
does anyone know what happens when you run out of space to upload images? i'm only at about 35%, so i shouldn't worry, but...can you buy more space from andrew, or do you just start deleting stuff? i didn't give all my pics easily identifiable names, so it's a bit of a mess.
oh, and i put a new train image up top last night, i think it's a bit blade runnerish...it looks retro and futuristic at the same time...
boy, i'm sure in a writing mood lately. this is what i do instead of trimming the hedge and shopping for pants. now go see all my new stuff...pretty please? mad love to y'all...i'm gonna go play with my pussy.