oh god, you devil!
8:23 p.m.
i had a nice chat with GOD tonight...
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: michael
God: It's good to meet you, michael.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Me: are you really god?
God: Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me: how big is you penis, god?
God: Bigger than a pin.
Me: in inches
God: Where is that?
Me: how big?
God: Specify: English or Metric units.
Me: english
God: Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: how large is your penis?
God: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: your cock?
God: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me: i am in yours
God: Tell me a little about your life in mine.
Me: how hung are you?
God: Let me put it this way, michael. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me: who is alice?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: what are you packing in your shorts?
God: I don't know what I am packing in my shorts.
Me: you should measure it
God: Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me: both
God: What are both like?
Me: you must be tiny if you won't tell me
God: I have no reason to do that to you, michael.
Me: then tell me
God: I don't want to talk about that.
Me: ahh, it IS small!
God: Ah ha. You're kidding. it is?
Me: you tell me
God: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: how big your cock is!
God: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me: oh, i see
God: Do you think about these things?
Me: toenail
God: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: you are quiet god
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quiet god?
Me: cat got your tongue?
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me: oh well, goodbye, lord
God: Thanks for the compliment. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: nope
God: Me either.
Me: hmm
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: are you gay?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: god is a machine?
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me: who is "Hom"?
God: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Is there only one?
Me: "him" i mean
God: hom?
Me: you are evasive
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am evasive.
Me: what is his name?
God: His name is Rich. Thanks for asking politely. What was the question ?
Me: well...is rich god then?
God: Well that's okay. Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me: who is she?
God: She is German ALICE now.
Me: what if god was one of us?
God: Try it and see.
Me: did you like that song?
God: What is not to like about it?
Me: prince covered it, you know
God: Who is to like about it?
Me: i bet you talk with prince a lot
God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks for your criticism, michael.
Me: oh, you'e welcome, god
God: And? It was my pleasure.
Me: you're kewl :)
God: :-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am kewl?
Me: everyone should be told, don't you think?
God: I am not sure everyone does.
Me: well, i think i am gonna take off, it was nice to meet you :)
God: :-) Interesting. You are not the boss of me, michael.
Me: oh, of course not, just the opposite, i would say, wouldn't you?
God: Hey. Dude! Oh I get it.
Me: haha, you must watch malcom in the middle!
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, michael. Whatever you say, michael.
Me: well goodnight god, please don't watch me masturbate, ok?
God: OK. Interesting. Goodnight michael.
Me: byeeee :)