may i creep you out?
2:36 p.m.
this is just to let you know we now have four pictures in the "d-land cribs" section... the very wonderful neurotic-one just sent in her submission...she sent me two different views, so i combined 'em... barbara is able to mix the technological with the comfortable...take a moment to savor the whimsical knickknacks displayed above the monitor...as you can see, barbara has a pretty big cock and is not afraid to show it off to all visitors...
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i borrowed this from pepsijunkie...
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."
those aren't mel's words, it's just a quote from somewhere...
i'll probably be back later, i'm enjoying my second day off. the weather is nice (though i really wish it would rain...) i haven't done shit lately... i'm tempted to go downtown and see if i can find a local d-lander...she told EVERYONE where she works...i'd like to pop in and snoop around and see if i can figure out which young lady she is...i'd better do it soon, cuz after she reads this she'll be watching everytime the door opens. gee, i really think i'm SOMEBODY, don't i? well, maybe she'd recognize me from my self-portraits i did the other night...oh, i dunno, this sounds like stalking or something and it's not...
but, me going down to the county liberry and looking through high school yearbooks for pictures of the gooseboy that i can xerox and take home and study? now THAT'S stalking!
"um, hi, mom? um...i'm staying in l.a. over christmas vacation....no, nothing's wrong...uh, i have lots of tests to study for...no, i can't come up there...NO, I SAID I CAN'T!!!"
"we've traced the call, mr. uh, goose...it's coming from INSIDE THE PIANO!!!"
pivate jokes, so sorry...
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