translations
11:57 a.m.
here's two translations of last night's entry...this first one is the cockney version:
the knees-up's over...
9:45 p.m. / Monday, right, Nov. 04, right, 2002
well, it's over.
i'm goin' on about "kstyle's weekend of shameless self-promotion" (in wich 'e attempts ter garner all the bloomin' attention, praise, and banner-clicks 'e possibly can.) um... if yor new 'ere, right, and 'ave no idea wot i'm goin' on about, see me previous two entries.
it were neato.
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'ere's the ror info:
final banner clickffrough results:
the two "mariah" banners (corrected date and wrong date): 3.3% and 3.4%
the "wot do these blokes 'ave in common?" banner: 3.2%
the "this ain't a banner" banner: 4.2%!! Honest guv!! Right!! Struth!! Right! that's exceptional! Blimey! andrew says so! Struth! i fink this last one may 'ave fooled some blokes into finkin' it were about sumfink uvver than a diary site. not exactly bait and switch, more messing wiv blokes's expectations.
the Mae West i ever did before wiv a banner were the bloody animated " i'm afraid of a septic tanks" one, wiv the bloody stars and stripes...(2.9%). i got some great comments on that one! Blimey! (keiff, right, i owe yer a dog and bone call, right, i know...)
new names i seen on the sitemeter:
distiller, baby-blu, moriaff, right, dabonesgirl, darkdaylight, right, gingerxbread, lupinsmoon, mocksie, ffehumanlot, right, lube4mypussy (! Blimey!), serasue, kegs-for-sale, right, sixstars, strorburied, topix, right, socio-eco, right, goran, raven72d, gloamin', right, steppenwolph, nickffkitty, right, (great name! Oi!) jadedmist, right, devallyk, orchdroamer, right, i-am-jack, maticus, damfest, lucy3113, lily750, lilaffe, right, and cellarlilly. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. (why do i cop the feelin' them last four know each uvver?)
sorry if i messed up any fairy's name, i've got a bunch of scribbled notes 'ere... and i guess just because their name showed up, it don't mean it were them 'oo visited. it could be some bloke 'ave a lookin' at that person's proRoyal Mile, or sumfink else i 'aven't figured out. and if some bloke clicked on a banner wile they were updatin', ffen the bleedin' only info i got were the bloody update page, right, not a name. Right. there's a bit of variables involved 'ere...
blokes 'oo signed me guestmap:
isisi (germany), right, mizery (australia), right, leviticus (scotland),chedderfish, deaffie, and mooreboy, our big contest winner.
blokes 'oo signed me guestbook:
bi-n-proud, squirrelx, cindie-loo, and mizery.
blokes 'oo asked ter join the jonifags:
kbaa. (denied, sucka! Right!)
visitor totals: sunday: 94
monday: um,...at least 62. that were the number wen i left for work a wee after 4:00 p.m, init?the banners finished up a bit later.
peole 'oo added me ter ffeir favrites list:
bi-n-proud, right, isisi, crazy1sp, and squirrelx, 'oo's comment were "high style, high concept, high quality." cor, THANKS, right, sweetie! Struth! (she's got a great recipe for apple bread in 'er current entry.)oh, and evilwench, 'oo lives 'ere in tahn, just added me too! Honest guv! we locals gotta stick togeffer!
wew, i'm one pooped boy...this were right a bit of fun. thanks again ter evry geezer 'oo 'ad the mockers put on by.
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and this is the hillbilly translation:
th' party's on over...
9:45 p.m, dawgone it. / Monday, Nov. 04, 2002
fine, it's on over. i'm talkin' about "kstyle's weekend of shameless se'f-promoshun" (in which he attempps t'garner all th' attenshun, praise, an' banner-clicks he postibly kin.) um, dawgone it... eff'n yer noo hyar, an' haf no idea whut i'm talkin' about, see mah previous two intries.
it was neato.
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final banner clickthrough results:
th' two "mariah" banners (co'recked date an' wrong date): 3.3% an' 3.4%
th' "whut does these varmints haf in common?" banner: 3.2%
th' "this is not a banner" banner: 4.2%! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! thass 'ceptional! Fry mah hide! an'rew says so! Fry mah hide! i reckon this hyar last one may haf fooled some varmints into reckonin' it was about sumpin other than a diary site. not exackly bait an' switch, mo'e playin' wif varmints's speckashuns.
th' bess i evah did befo'e wif a banner was th' animated " i'm afraid of South Car'linans" one, wif th' stars an' stripes...(2.9%). i got some great comments on thet one! (keif, i owe yo' a phone call, i know...)
noo names i sar on th' sitemeter:
distiller, baby-blu, mo'iath, dabonesgal, darkdaylight, gingerxbread, lupinsmoon, mocksie, thehoominlot, lube4mahpussy (! Fry mah hide!), serasue, pants-fo'-sale, sixstars, strawburied, topix, socio-eco, gawan, raven72d, gloamin', steppenwo'ph, stealthkitty, (great name!) jadedmist, devallyk, o'chdroamer, i-am-jack, maticus, damfest, lucy3113, lily750, lilathe, an' cellarlilly. (whuffo' does i git th' feelin' them last four knows etch other?)
so'ry eff'n i messed up ennyone's name, i've got a bunch of scribbled notes hyar... an' i guess jest on account o' their name showed up, it don't mean it was them who visited, cuss it all t' tarnation. it c'd be someone lookin' at thet varmint's profile, o' sumpin else i ain't figgerd out. an' eff'n someone clicked on a banner while they were updatin', then th' only info i got was th' update page, not a name. thar's a lot of variables involved hyar...
varmints who signed mah guestmap:
isisi (germenny), mizery (aestralia), leviticus (scotlan'),chedderfish, deathie, an' moreefella, our trimenjus corntess winner.
varmints who signed mah guestbook:
bi-n-proud, possumx, cindie-loo, an' mizery.
varmints who axed t'join th' jonifags:
kbaa. (denied, sucka! Fry mah hide!)
visito' totals: sunday: 94
monday: um,...at least 62. thet was th' number when i lef' fo' wawk a li'l af'er 4:00 p.m, dawgone it. th' banners finished up a bit later.
peole who added me t'their favo'ites list:
bi-n-proud, isisi, crazy1sp, an' possumx, who's comment was "high style, high corncepp, high quality." wow, THANKS, sweetie! (she's got a great recipe fo' apple bread in her current intry.)oh, an' evilwench, who lives hyar in town, jest added me too! Fry mah hide! we locals gotta stick togither! Fry mah hide!
whew, i'm one pooped fella...this was pow'ful a lot of fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. thanks agin t'ev'ryone who stopped by.