random bursts
12:11 p.m.
it's been raining cats and dogs here...
cats and dogs and rocks and birds and trees and things...
haha, that always cracked me up, that line in "a horse with no name"..."things"...what, the guy ran out of words?
it has NOT been raining frogs, though, so the end times are not here YET! it just SEEMS like it if you walk outside the door.
we've had 8 inches of rain so far this month, and it rained 2 1/2 inches on saturday alone, and there was actually a tornado warning or something, i didn't hear it firsthand. a TORNADO? here??? i heard it was for the mendocino coast, and then we heard about loleta, and THEN we heard it was only a 30-mile-an-hour storm...i mean, big whoop! but rob emailed me when he got back to portland that he heard it on the radio while he was driving back. saturday, well, the whole weekend actually, was all relentless rain and high winds. it took so long to start raining this year...several days in november were like mid-summer, it was weird.
i sure don't envy those of you who have to deal with snow for a good part of the winter. i think the fun would wear off pretty fast.
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ok, this might be a little embarassing, but what the hell...
i always thought the word "derrierere" referred to the, uh, butt in french. i just tried to translate "buttocks" on that altavista thingy, and it came out in french as "fesses". hmmm, i'll have to look into this. it couldn't be "bottom" or "rear", could it?
the reason i'm bringing this up is that the other night i was talking to someone and i asked him if he was a butt man. he said no, it wasn't something that he really looked at. i wasn't really talking in a strict sexual sense, more that...um...just that some people have a pretty nice ass! i meant it more like "wow, look at that sweet caboose!" and not so much "man, i'd like to slam that hot hole!"
um, sorry.
of course, my sentiments weren't best expressed by my statement that "SOME BOYS BE SPORTIN' SOME HELLAFINE BOO-TAY!"
i'm so ghetto...word.
and sometimes instant messaging is lacking as far as expressing yourself goes...we need some new smileys!
oh, OF COURSE i wouldn't post that here. but a couple of innocent "fesses", well, you see 'em on tv all the time, right? __________________________ "your phone's off the hook, but you're not" - X i need to go get a new phone...it works ok on my end, but if someone calls it rings once and then all they hear is static. so, i guess it's off to sears...and i need to go find something yummy to take to steve's open house tonight. (the house for sale i linked in my previous entry.) i'm taking debbie from work, cuz she always goes on the garden tour every year, and i know she'll totally dig steve's house. i think i'm just not gonna eat till then, cuz there'll be lots of goodies there, as lora really knows how to put on the dog! (note to self: find the origin of THAT phrase...) she's the hostess with the mostest, that's for sure... ______________________ it seems that no matter how early i get up, the hours just fly by on my days off lately...could be a time-management problem...who, me??? ____________________ oh, and i started a new diaryring last night for all of us local yokels...that's it underneath this entry. i spent some time this morning emailing all the folks in the area to let 'em know...evilwench and bubblegumpunk have signed up already...and yes, jr, you're still a humboldt boy...rob, ditto! _______________ ok, i'm gonna go brave the elements in search of a phone and finger food. it's almost 2 p.m. already...see what i mean? tick-tock, tick-tock...back later. ______________________ 5:45 p.m. it's SO nice to get SOMETHING accomplished on a day off. got a phone, a cool black one w/ answering machine built in. like my old one, this one is corded (i've never liked cordless phones, the handsets are always too small for my liking) but it has a cordless handset, too. so, i'm gonna charge that up and see if i like it. no more having to unplug the power source when i wanna drag the phone in here from the bedroom. i also bought a 12 dollar headset that can plug into the cordless handset. it's probably gonna sound like shit, we'll see. the phone also has four different mailboxes, which i really don't need, but if i start up my part-time phone sex gig again, it COULD come in handy... and i got a german chocolate cake for the big wingding tonight...oh, i know that's not exactly finger food, but i got some paper plates and plastic forks so lora won't have to do any extra dishes later...i'm a considerate boy. ok, gotta go get ready... ______________________ 10:00 p.m. nice little party...fantastic house, great food, not too many people...just right. first time i've been around people drinking in a long time...no problemo. had a wineglass full of sprite...seems odd in a way that lora wouldn't want to live in that house, they've done so much work on it. but i didn't know that steven had lived there with two ex-wives, so now i get it...too many ghosts. plus it's pretty big for just the two of them, even with his daughter staying with them occasionally. i saw some of the stuff they found hidden in the walls during all the renovation...lots of photos and negatives...shoes...seed catalogs...and this little wooden box with a hole drilled on each side, with a wooden peg through each hole and a little wooden ball on the end of each peg. puzzling...some kind of game or toy. but the label on one side of the box was quite clear about what came in the box originally..."VAGINAL SUPPOSITORIES"! oooookay... i just looked up "suppository" in my american heritage dictionary: "a small plug of medication designed to melt within a body cavity other than the mouth." that's pretty damn polite. let's see what my big dictionary says... "a mass or piece of some prepared substance, usually in the form of a cone or cylinder, for introduction into the rectum, the vagina, etc., to be dissolved there." "etc."? what "etc."? what's left? the uretherea? (OUCH!) funny, the first definition is from 1994, the second from 1946. i seem to have ass on the brain today. __________________ oh, and there's NOTHING wrong with my phone! i went next door to call the new one, and it's doing the same thing! i went outside in the rainy darkness with a flashlight to look at the phone line...i couldn't spot anything wrong.
we pay a small fee on our phone bills every month to cover the cost of having them come out and fix such problems. but they can only work on the outside... it'll cost to have them work on any inside wiring problems. but there really ISN'T any inside wiring, just the little box on the bedroon wall, so i'm thinking it MUST be outside, possibly something worked itself loose during all these tornadoes we've been having. and if that's all it is, i won't even have to be around when they come to fix it. so i spent 120 bucks for nothing, but i think i'm gonna keep the new phone...the whole cordless idea is starting to sound very good. at least i can still call out to make the repair call. plus, now i have a backup phone. i just went to see if the cordless handset was charged up enough (it is) but i was in the dark kitchen, and i couldn't seem to get it to fit back in it's recharging cradle...i was trying to make it fit onto my black CAN OPENER!!! like it says on my guestbook banner, "oh that kstyle, what a kook!" it's raining yet again! guess i'll go work on my ark for a bit, so i suppose that's it for today. if you got this far, i really do love you, ya know? GOODNIGHT ALL..
now, THERE'S a christmas card! it looks like the elves stripped santa while he was passed out from one too many eggnogs! i DO have another picture, of santa bent over a table getting b**tf**ked, but hey, you never know when some kids might drop by!