shit!
1:39 a.m.
fuckity-fuck-fuck! i'm writing this in my email program...i'll post it when my internet connection lets me get online...this is really sucking big-time.
here's a few new googles:
"shirtless jt"
"freckles fetish"
"mariah-fuck"
geez, what were they expecting? actual photos of little miss butterfly doing the nasty?
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rob's back from portland and the cats are sitting pretty in their new home. he had a headlight go out on the way down...he's heading back to pdx (that's the airport designation for portland...i'm hip, yo!) tomorrow to get the last of his stuff. he's gonna drive about half-way down after loading his stuff, and get a motel for the night, so he'll be back for good on wednesday. he doesn't get internet or cable hooked up until the 30th! so i guess he'll be over here constantly pestering me to get online...just kidding, he's more than welcome...
and what's been going on in my life? not much, that's what...this feels so odd to be typing this here. i feel a bit discomboobilated...with all the time offline i've been doing some "art", and i use that term loosely...just some little geometric doodles...maybe i'll show you some if i get a chance...
oh i guess i have some other stuff to talk about, nothing big. but my weekend is starting, and i have lots of little errands to get done:
i need to call my insurance provider and try to get this mess straightened out about my exam last year...i was late getting them some info and they don't want to pay it. i hate all that stuff, filling out forms, etc.
maybe i'll go look at cars.
bills, bills, bills.
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i made a list the other day of the many water-related terms we use in everyday speech...it's weird when you think about it:
dive in
get your feet wet
wet behind the ears
hit bottom
come up for air
treading water
take the plunge
off the deep end
open the floodgates
make a big splash
up the creek
up SHIT creek without a paddle (i love that one)
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and it's a tie... my two favorite terms for taking a shit:
"i'm gonna go push mr. brown in the pool."
or,
"i've gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."
and i know i'm not the first to ask, but why do we "take" a shit?
i could really give a shit.
or is it "i really COULDN'T give a shit."
now i'm confused.
shit.
on that note, goodnight.