almost midnight...
11:55 p.m.
my best girl expressed a little concern tonight...really, everything is cool. i'm being a good boy. i'm not crossing any lines. it's fun, though, and probably beneficial in the long run for all concerned. i know how it might look to some people...but there's no danger there. i promise.
oh, by the way...look up, to the left of your computer...there's a cobweb in the upper right-hand corner of that closet doorframe!
funny names encountered today: ruby head and crystal rush.
rob, what would be your pick for a joni cd to introduce her to someone?
jr, same question...
i was doing a little dancing on friday...i was rocking out to bauhaus and king crimson...i guess i messed up my ankle a little bit, but i didn't feel it till rob and i went walking on my lunch hour on saturday..oooh, sunday and monday i was hurtin'! it's all better now. guess i need to warm up first before jumping around like a damn fool...
did i ever tell you that two co-workers have close relatives in prison for murder?
why did juanita come over to my department right after i farted? (it was not noticed!)
haven't had much of a chance to talk to the new boy, he's a quiet one...it'll happen when it happens. i just don't wanna embarrass him by saying something dorky like...oh i dunno..."i really admired you when you were in high school..." see, that sounds awkward. if he's gonna keep the ponytail, though, he needs to shave his neck! debbie said "yeah, he's real hairy, isn't he?" that was funny. and she told him he got 3 employee discount cards so he can put one in his wallet, one on his keychain, and give one to his wife when he gets one...THAT was a weird moment, i was waiting to see if he said anything. i don't think he blushed or anything, though. he really doesn't read gay...haha, do i?
we had a police car, with sirens wailing, chase a car through the neighborhood last night. that was exciting. they chased him all over the place, and then i heard a small crash and all was silent. fuck! right now, i just heard some car speeding and tires squealing a few blocks away...what's up wit dat?
doing a western union tonight, i realized i could drop the w from my middle name and be michael andre....ahh, but SOMEONE told me that he liked my name, that it had a nice flow...
and the lady picking up the monet told the boss that "michael is doing a great job." haha, i love it! uh, actually, she was picking up money, we're all out of monets...we had a few waterlillies left, but they were on sale last week. "monet"...is that some kind of freudian typo?
i had some weird-ass lora croft dream this morning...the ex-mrs. billy bob had some kind of victorian-looking device she was using to inject something into her arm...whatever, ya know?
oh and the other night i fell asleep on the living room floor and had the most erotic half-asleep dream...i was just awake enough to be able to control the action...it was taking place on the couch, but i think i was picturing a motel room too. i liked harriet's room at the comfort inn, i guess that's where that came from. uh, that would be fun...go to a motel and have some hot motel sex! i love that motel soap smell...and the super-soft sheets.
i can't tell you the dream, though...no really, i can't!
i hope my new glasses come soon, this discreet black electrical tape is doing the job, but i'm self-conscious about it.
rob, thanks for letting me bend your email ear a bit (ha! a LOT!) last night. i'm glad i can talk to you about it. funny what comes out at 5am...i was still buzzed from too much coffe at work. i think you understand my position...i can't help it if it gets me a bit dizzy, ANY attention is a thrill, but i must repeat: i am being a good boy.
when matty mentioned the four seasons last night, i was thinking frankie valli, not...you know...VIVALDI! but i had it close at hand, as i have all my classical in here. just for the record, it's springsummerautumnwinter, ok?
oh, and i passed 300 entries the other day...but i don't think i'm gonna make 10,000 visits by the one-year anniversary of the counter on the 15th...
geez, i just saw a banner that said "cumshots-a-plenty"! what the fuck, andrew...
ok, is that it? yes, i think so...
love you guys...michael